bugger off

Two scenes that get on my nerves the most, which unfortunately occur to me very often.

Scene One:
Late Saturaday Night. Phone rings.
A: Where are you?
Me: I'm at home.
A(in an exaggerated tone): Wow, what happened, why being such a good girl (咁乖o既)?
Me(already burning): ......I just didn't feel like going out.

Scene Two:
Miday on a weekday. On my way to work.
Neighbour/Friend B: You on your way to work now?
Me: Yes.
Neighbour/Friend B: Wow how lucky! Your job is so nice! I've started my day so early today!
Me. Yeah...


Yes I like partying but I have my quiet side too, I'm not obliged to go out every Saturaday night! Why is chilling at home on a Saturaday night such a big deal?? Some people have even called me at two or three in the morning to check my whereabout, what the fxxk, you just don't call people that late! And yes I got lucky sometimes that I could start my day after noon time, but do you realize also I don't get home until one every single night? And in fact for half of the week I had to start my work early too just like you do but then end just as late as my other given nights. So stop bugging me with those stupid comments I'm already very sick of them!